{"id":99,"date":"2008-09-16T17:00:46","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T01:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mightyelephant.com\/ams\/?p=99"},"modified":"2016-04-23T06:19:10","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T14:19:10","slug":"i-do-not-want-to-write-this-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/i-do-not-want-to-write-this-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Do Not Want To Write This Poem&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do not want to write this poem because I think it&#8217;s dumb,<br \/>\nHad I a choice of things to do I&#8217;d rather suck my thumb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not want to write this poem because I think it&#8217;s dumb, Had I a choice of things to do I&#8217;d rather suck my thumb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[224],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6695,"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/6695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mightyelephant.com\/ams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}